February 2012
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
chazzasaurus:
chasingmaryjane:
ksteez:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
up later because we’ve been on...
Reading hurts.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
relentless pursuit: lulz →
theyanginator:
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in…
Anchors Away: Ahh, today, today today. Let's see.... →
megantos:
artshotinmyveins:
I drove to church for the first time today, second time on the highway. I’d have to say I think I did well, not too bad, only because my dad didn’t have to yell at me. Wheww. And then after church, I drove from Whole foods to Costco to home.
So during church, Sunday school was pretty interesting,…
OMG SOOO CUTE.
ashdfladsfasdfasd
dkjdf;asldfjads
WHA.
YOU GUYS...
crossnchange:
A Mashup of 9 different songs:
1....
lindseyn86:
I feel like a tree ‘cause I have so much sap comin’ out of me.
concluded my night with the midnight premiere of...
beautifuloveee:
pretty well done - didn’t blow my socks off or anything, but it was worth seeing. not gonna say even one thing about it because i know everyone and their mother, sister and unborn daughter wants to see it so i don’t want to spoil it. i liked it though.
definitely helped that it was free. i do love free movies.
capturinghollywood:
Just saw the midnight showing of The Vow , best movie this year by far but also the worst ending
“Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my...”
– (via sciencemajorpickuplines)
“I wish I was adenine, because then I’d get paired with U.”
– (via sciencemajorpickuplines)
“You’re so hot, you dentature my proteins.”
– www.dna-protein.blogspot.com (via sciencemajorpickuplines)
“You’re so hot, you dentature my proteins.”
– www.dna-protein.blogspot.com (via sciencemajorpickuplines)
sciencemajorpickuplines:
“You’re one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I’m gone,”
Reblog if your cells have a nuclear envelope.
artshotttinmyveinz asked: OMGOMGOGMOMGM YOUR BACKGROUNDDDDD I CAN'T STAND IT Y SO CUTE. A;WEIJR W D: IT'S SOOOOO CUUUTEE
